I'm Not Too Hard To Please

From: Drama Department
Sent: Thursday, October 23, 2008 8:46 AM
To: DRAMA_DEPART-L@LISTSERV.UCONN.EDU
Subject: 10/23 Amber Alert in DRMU - not an emergency



Good morning:

The alarm company is working on the DRMU system today, therefore the fire and amber alarms have been temporarily disconnected.
For today please disregard the flashing amber alert.

-Best,
Cecile Stanzione
Business Manager, Dramatic Arts




moments later from my Design Professor.......




From: Drama Department
Sent: Thursday, October 23, 2008 9:51 AM
To: DRAMA_DEPART-L@LISTSERV.UCONN.EDU
Subject: 10/23 Amber Alert in DRMU - not an emergency, Forward Prof Michael Franklin White





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