Worst Christmas Songs Everrrrrrrrrrr

Last year counted down the top songs people love to hate. This year: the worst christmas songs of all time. OF ALL TIME!!

1. The Christmas song that gives you step by step directions on how to go grocery shopping. Plus he was probably going to the grocery store because the snow was falling and like most people, was afraid if he didn’t go to the store, he would starve and he would die.

“SAME OLD LANG SYNE”- DAN FOGELBERG

Met my old lover in the grocery store


The snow was falling Christmas Eve


I stole behind her in the frozen foods


And I touched her on the sleeve…

She went to hug me and she spilled her purse


And we laughed until we cried



We took her groceries to the checkout stand


The food was totaled up and bagged


2. I just straight up hate this song! He ruined the words ‘simply’ and ‘having’ forever for me.

“SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME”- PAUL MCCARTNEY

3. Of all the Christmas songs about prostitution, this one takes the cake because it’s the only one by a band who is basically an orchestra for a roller disco.

“THANK GOD ITS NOT CHRISTMAS”- SPARKS

Thank God it's not Christmas


Where there's just you to do


and the rest is closed to public view